1,011 AI crawler requests. Google Analytics saw zero
Mar 2026Google Analytics can't see GPTBot or ClaudeBot. Here's how I built a server-side tracker that can — and what I found in 72 hours.
5 min readSoftware Engineer
Founding Engineer at Imagined (acquired by WLDD). I care deeply about performance, simplicity, and software that feels invisible.
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How fetch(keepalive) Broke in High-Latency Regions
Feb 2026I Left for Lunch. 800 Sessions Later, My Analytics Was Broken.
10 min readBuilding My Own Google Analytics for $0
Feb 2026How I reverse-engineered Google Analytics and built my own analytics service for personal projects.
15 min readBuilding lazy GIT terminal for myself
Dec 2025This is how I stopped being fraud Software engineer by building git-enhance for myself. And still a lazy fraudster.
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